Are you in a play?

If someone were to poll members of the SCA, I wonder what the top five questions asked by non-sca observes would be? To the unfamiliar eye, we must look rather interesting... fascinating, even.

When still new to the group, I was warned to expect the "Are you in a play?" question often. Sadly, I have never been asked this question, but I know people who have been. You know what I say? Bravo to those unsuspecting individuals with the guts to approach and ask why a person might be sporting fashionable Medieval garb! This might be a person worthy of recruiting. So, with that thought in mind, be sure to make your answers good!

So, what questions has wearing your garb in non-sca environments (such as: Giant Eagle, WalMart, Sheetz, etc.) inspired?